WHALE ON A BEACH

WHALE ON THE BEACH

[a verse from Life Is So Hard!]



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Life for a whale is so hard on a beach

So hot and so dry with waves out of reach

Neither tail nor flippers are of any use

Frankly, my skin can’t take the abuse

STAY OFF THE BEACH! is what school should teach

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Life on the beach is so hard for a whale

But what if I learned to crawl like a snail?

Then I could play with a shovel and pail!

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SPACE CREATURE ON THE EARTH

SPACE CREATURE ON THE EARTH

[a verse from Life Is So Hard!]



Life for space creatures is so hard on the Earth!

Always being chased is more work than it’s worth.

I’m green and you’re not but what should it matter?

So what if my eyeball is high as a ladder?

I’ve had to run fast since the day of my birth!

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Life on the Earth is hard for space creatures!

But I could try to fit in! I have similar features!

I’ll just hide my tentacles, ticklers, and reachers!

GERM ON A BUBBLE

GERM ON A BUBBLE

[a verse from Life Is So Hard!]



Life for a germ is so hard on a bubble!

I need to vacate this foul place on the double.

A bubble is squishy, so shiny, and round.

When I move I just make a strange squeaky sound.

If I don’t leave soon, I may be in real trouble.

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Life on a bubble is hard for a germ!

But what if I relaxed and tried not to squirm?

Let’s wait for the POP!┬áto free your friend, Zerm.

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