Chickens live everywhere in the world.
Only one has her own bedroom and cell phone.
Hi, I’m Squaky!
Being an indoor chicken is not easy.
I have to wake up really, really, really early in the morning.
I do sleep in…sometimes. But that is because I work so hard all day.
I work hard to learn new things.
I solve problems.
I like to build my communication skills.
I also exercise my imagination. A LOT.
My humans don’t appreciate my unique talents. I asked them about it today.
“What do you want from me?” I asked.
“EGGS!” they shouted. That’s right, they shouted at me.
So I shouted back.
“I WANT A FANCY NEW CELL PHONE!” I shouted. That’s right, I should have kept my beak shut.
That’s why I ended up here.
At the nature trail. Alone.
My humans said the fresh air would be good for me. They say i need to be pro-duck-tive. But the ducks here just look lazy.
I may not have a fancy new cell phone, but the one I have takes pictures. So I decided to make the most of my long walk home.
And, you know…I kind of liked all that nature.
I even made a new friend, who I carried for a while.
It was a pretty nice day.
Being the thoughtful indoor chicken I am…I even gave my humans some eggs when I got home.
The best kind at the store.